As a post script to my story about Dr. Creepy, I could not go without telling the following story...
David Letterman has a segment of "Stupid Human Tricks", and I swear I was on that show when Dr. Creepy was doing my photo session.
With arms behind my back, bare chested, the Doc had asked me something, at which point I clenched my chin and neck and looked down at my left breast. The breast jerked up. The Doc was surprised, "Wow, your neck muscle goes all the way to your chest muscle. Clench your neck again. Wow!" Okay, Doc, you ain't seen nothing yet. I explained to him that the right breast that wasn't radiated can do far more advanced tricks. I can squeeze my pec muscles and the right boob flies up. The Doc laughs, and I realize I just did a really Stupid Human Trick with my boob. Oh, lord have mercy, what has my life come to?! "Doc, stand back! It might hit you in the eye!"
David Letterman has a segment of "Stupid Human Tricks", and I swear I was on that show when Dr. Creepy was doing my photo session.
With arms behind my back, bare chested, the Doc had asked me something, at which point I clenched my chin and neck and looked down at my left breast. The breast jerked up. The Doc was surprised, "Wow, your neck muscle goes all the way to your chest muscle. Clench your neck again. Wow!" Okay, Doc, you ain't seen nothing yet. I explained to him that the right breast that wasn't radiated can do far more advanced tricks. I can squeeze my pec muscles and the right boob flies up. The Doc laughs, and I realize I just did a really Stupid Human Trick with my boob. Oh, lord have mercy, what has my life come to?! "Doc, stand back! It might hit you in the eye!"
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