You know me?

You watch me.
You judge me.
You are certian you know me.
My hair makes you certain I am like an old friend.
My mannerisms remind you of an old teacher.
My voice sounds like that of a colleague at work.
My jokes make you laugh like someone else did before.
You have me figured out.
You know how I am feeling without bothering to ask me.
You know what I like and dislike without listening to what I say.
You have me figured out.
You are certain you know me.
You know I need your help when I have not asked.
You know I am not good at something.
You know I lack education.
You know I am emotional.
You know I am just no good.
You have me figured out.
You are certain you know me.
You don't.

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